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FAFO 5x7 Art Print Maximalist decor, Eclectic poster, Modern, Chic, Quirky, Altered art, Victorian inspired art

$11.00 USD
$11.00 USD
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"Fuck Around & Find Out" – 5x7 Print

This isn’t just a portrait, it’s a warning. Queen Elizabeth I didn’t just wear a crown—she wore arsenic-laced rouge, weaponized silence, and the kind of lace collar that screams try me. This altered art print features the Virgin Queen in her legendary Rainbow Portrait, now captioned with what she was probably thinking the entire time: Fuck Around & Find Out.

Every pearl, bow, and bejeweled detail printed on 5x7 lustre photo paper, giving a rich satin finish that pairs best with a red flag energy and a well-documented enemy list. She didn’t get the nickname “Gloriana” by being nice.

Print only. Frame and florals not included, but side-eye is free.

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All orders are handmade and processed in the order they’re received. Please allow up to 3 weeks for production before your order ships, unless stated otherwise. Shipping time is in addition to processing time. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking via email. I’m not responsible for delays caused by the carrier or incorrect shipping info entered at checkout. If your package is marked as delivered but you haven’t received it, please contact your local post office first.

Thanks for your patience, handmade magic takes time.

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All sales are final, no returns or exchanges. However, I do allow cancellations within 24 hours of placing your order. After that, your order goes into production and cannot be canceled.

If your item arrives damaged, please email me within 48 hours of delivery with clear photos so I can take care of it. Thanks for respecting the handmade nature of my work and the policies that keep this small business running smoothly.

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